That last jump at about 30 seconds in...

I kampf believe mein eyes!

I remember a story in Reader's Digest about this hellhound of a woman who would come into a boutique and just ruin the day of whichever unfortunate salesperson got caught in her line of sight. One day she was riding the manager's butt and said something like "Why is it I can never get what I need in this store."

Apologies for the irrelevance to the topic at hand, but your comment reminded me of this awesome word mix-up that never fails to make me laugh:

"I don't need femisin because i like when my men are men, i was FURIOUS when my husband turned out to be a possum"

I have written before about my Favorite Manager Ever. We had a woman come in one weekend, order the tilapia, sent it back 3 times, then settled on a steak and raised enough fuss that the manager on duty ended up comping her meal and giving her a free dessert just to make her stfu. The problem was that it validated her…

There was a couple who used to come into my job and order the same steaks and they were never, ever, cooked to their liking. Ever. They always sent them back and always complained to a manager.
One day I was managing and a server told me that the "steak people" were here and that they wanted to talk to me. I went over…

That kid:

The way Gant was treated was on of our biggest internal fuckups of the entire war.

#INeedFeminism Because just only generation ago, my grandfather cut my mother off because she decided to go to college, and education is wasted on women.

You're trying to tell us that complete strangers in city you've ever been to have specifically told you that you were setting back the women's movement by wearing skirts and working as a waitress...

"I don't need feminism because ____(insert lifestyle choice that feminism allowed me to make)____"

On the flipside, I don't call myself a feminist. I never will. And I do use the term "feminazi". Why? Because I have had strangers scream at me on the street for "setting back to women's movement" by wearing a skirt. Or working as a waitress. Or choosing to be a homemaker.

If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

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If gas was $12/gallon those trucks would get 60 mpg, and most cars would require fuel twice a year.

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