You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

Oh, when Republicans use “Born in the USA” it makes me laugh because really guys? Didn’t read the lyrics, apparently. I really want one of them to use “Closer” by NIN just once because they hear part of the lyrics and go, “OOOOH they sing ‘you get me closer to God!’” without bothering to listen to the rest.

Last time I went to Joanns the cashier just took my phone from me and scrolled through the coupons to figure out everything I could use and scanned away. It was awesome and I ended up making some great signs for the Science March with everything I bought.

That reply was great. Fuck that guy.

The Michaels app too! I haven’t paid full price for anything there since downloading it a couple years ago.

Downloading now! I haven’t been very crafty the last few years due to lack of space, but just recently I’ve acquired an entire room for crafting!!! This is exciting.

This certainly isn’t the first time a piece of writing on this site hinted at asshole inclinations.

Oh yessssss, that is the TRUTH. I love that app so much!

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

It’s odd to me that Dr. Nerdlove over at Kotaku, a video game website, gives more empathetic, reasonable, healthy relationship advice than Jezebel, and he manages to do it with a far less condescending tone.

Those big beautiful boobs, doe! They are jewel encrusted and they look amazing.

fuck. jesus. riri.

Mr. Big was Governor of Illinois, right? Till he cheated on Nurse Hathaway?

LOL I never watched this new show but the hubs and I watch KOQ at night when we’re doing the last picking-up-the-house/getting-ready-for-bed for the evening and we have discussed several times that we would so have a threeway with early seasons Carrie.

Yeah, agreed. I don’t even watch the show and I probably won’t watch it with Remini (never really watched a ton of King of Queens either) but I like knowing she’s on tv. She’s good. I do feel bad for the original actress, though. It’s not her fault she’s not Leah Remini.

Is this really such an awful thing if it means we get more Leah Remini? I mean, yeah, someone is getting fired but... c’mon, Leah Remini.

I just watched a portion of their Daft Punk medley. I’m so upset right now I just want someone to hold me while I work through this full-body cringe.

This is a perfect, platonic example of how a principled leader should act. Plus, the “her family is the Coast Guard” part...That should be an example to us all.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.