Wow, Mooch and Corey in one day?

I have such a justice boner for narcissistic sociopaths being unable to control themselves just when they think they have everything and then fucking it up massively. This is been a good week.

“It’s like a Tarantino remake of Duck Soup, with Seb Gorka as Zeppo.”

I think this is the most awesome picture in the history of photography. If you put everyone in this picture in a barrel and rolled the barrel downhill, there’d always be a vicious dunce on top. (By the way, does Omarosa really have business cards that say, “The Honorable Omarosa”? Please tell me that’s true.) My…

It’s maddening that, every day, there are lots of people out there who are good people and are competent at their jobs, and they either struggle to find meaningful employment or have a hard time making ends meet because of the compensation they receive for their work.

Man, fuck this asshole. 

Oh! Oh, that makes a lot more sense, thank you.

He’s saying that if they don’t repeal/replace Obamacare, they shouldn’t get healthcare. It’s the second time he’s made the threat.

This is interesting. I’ve been waiting 6 mos. to see someone say something like this. Just didn’t expect it to be Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ):

Why do I imagine Jared Kushner saying this a la some weird white people wasp-y party with white wine spritzers and sweaters jauntly tied around their shoulders. Him on some couch surrounded by a bunch of blonde, white interns, laughing over how too disorganized they were too collude with Russia.

Agreed. You have to teach your kids that it’s OK to say “Please don’t touch me” my own kids say it to me on occasion when they’re upset and that’s fine. You will have relatives who get upset that you don’t force your kid to allow themselves to be mauled, but fuck them.

My mother doesn’t touch any of her great grandchildren unless they approach her first. She says “what little kid wants to be touched by some really old lady they don’t know very well” And she is 100% better looking and better groomed than any other elderly lady I know. And she is right. And I will remember that.

Length is such a weird myth.

Well la di dah, LW 3, so fancy with your real life friends. WELL, SOME OF US HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE INTERNET FOR HUMAN INTERACTION, OK????

John McCain leaving his deathbed to vote on a bill that would conceivably put millions of citizens on deathbeds of their own, is particularly galling Especially this is all to enable the agenda of Trump; a guy who dodged the draft, yet was fine to mock McCain’s service.

Agreed. Love Talking Heads but they’re one of the whitest bands in the history of ever.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

This could be the funniest documentary ever, and your time would still be better spent watching Stop Making Sense, which is just a fucking masterpiece.