I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

Benghazi turned out to be a nothingburger. The emails, a nothingburger with cheese. The speech transcripts, a double-decker Wagyu nothingburger with foie gras and bacon.

Yeah. There’s a great segue to “freshens even the filthiest mouths”, but you don’t actually want to be anywhere near this as a brand. Ughhhhh

The first thing I learned in a radio station (long before they let me on the air) was to always consider every microphone to be live, whether it is or not, and to never say anything near a microphone that you wouldn’t want to be made public. Both Billy Bush and Donald Trump are TV professionals. Both of these ass…

I had pretty much decided to skip the debate because why. But now this? He’s got no reason now to hold back. He probably thinks he going sling all the mud at Clinton (and Bill) and she’s going to let him hang himself.

I’m about half convinced that Trump leaked the video himself. And the three pages from his ‘95 tax returns (which were sent from Trump Tower). And possibly others, too.

Cue a million comments complaining about how bad the show is!

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

Ilana is going to be super jealous.

I’m on nothing besides my 162 verbal IQ. Writing is like breathing to me. It becomes so burnt into the circuitry of my limbic system that I fall into a hypnotized state, and the subconscious moves the hand in the direction it deems efficient and worthwhile. I am not even aware of what I am writing. The words flow…

Jewish Lesbian Power Couple

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

This is so great!

Bobby, did Perfect Illusion kick you in the nuts or something?

Yeah, I don’t understand why Jezebel has been so fucking mad about Perfect Illusion.

i wish i cared about anything as much as he hates this fuckin song

I have to admit I’m finally catching up on the finale of last season and I hope May gets to punch Not-Ward one last time in his stupid face.

I know!! May makes me so happy!

Whoa, lets not jump to conclusions. It’s simply that they might not with the lead actress. They might yet find a way.