What is the point of this?

You know what my idea of gentle fun is? Punching Bill O’Reilly in the nads until he pukes.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

Will this hurt him with Values Voters? I mean, we can only hope, right? It seems like all of the attacks he levels at other people are simply facts about himself. Also, yesterday an old comment he made during a Howard Stern interview was dug up where he said that, despite being friends with the Hilton family and…

I don’t eat in the shower because a) my shower is not room-sized and b) i don’t like it when my food tastes like water and shampoo.

She’s very pretty, but that photograph looked nothing like her to me. I really thought it was someone else entirely that she was bragging about hanging out with.

I’m sexy and I know it. :)

I know Britney has had her trials and tribulations and I wouldn’t want to go through any of what she’s been through, but just once in my life I would like to experience what it’s like to be that attractive. To be able to look in a mirror and think “Lookin’ good!” instead of “Good lord, man, you belong in a bell tower.”

You’re underestimating how much his supporters REALLY REALLY want to have brown people know their fucking place again.

Yup. A general thank you to:

So let’s ruminate over the fact that, if we had just gotten our shit together, if the country was even marginally less racist and sexist and if the climate of American politics was even slightly less idiotic, we might have gotten a President Michelle Obama.

It’s remarkable, gold medal quality

She probably pegged him and he was thrown into such convulsions that he refucked up his back some how. J.J. Watt doesn’t do anything halfway.

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

After Martha Stewart got out of prison, and the “One of these people is a convicted felon, the other is Snoop Dogg” meme got popular, putting the two of them together on her show was probably the greatest PR move of all time.

How do you think Snoop Dogg feels about having less street cred than Martha Stewart? Also, I am not sure this will top Snoop’s excellent nature show:

Same. This is literally the best thing to happen in 2016. By a wide margin.

Nothing is better/funnier than Snoop and Martha together on screen:

I will watch the shit out of this.