There will be so much burn that we’ll all be bringing marshmallows.

I seriously want to. Like can I just write a letter asking that if I fly down can I have a beer with Obama? I dunno, he’s a bro, maybe he’d answer XD

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeeeeen

I once got to have an amazing dinner with Bourdain, Neil Jordan and Susannah Clarke (Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell author) along with other book-y types. Then got sloshed with Bourdain, Malcolm Gladwell and Antonio Damasio and a colleague. It was a pretty epic night and I am proud to say that I held my own,…

I hadn’t thought about that. Uncensored Michelle.....YES. 1,000 times yes. Definitely makes me feel better!

I wonder if she’ll let her hair go natural!

I am hoping he is chatting with Bourdain about his new career: travel food show host? I would watch it.

He better still be available for Cpt. Cold... I <3 his portrayal of that character.

I know. I’m gonna miss watching his totally hot and intelligent but approachable dad thing but I. CANNOT. WAIT. for uncensored Michelle Obama. Oh my god it is gonna be so epic I can’t. I just aargh the feels and the amazingness of the things and all the I can’t with the words.

He looks so fucking good with that hair too. Even in the fluffy parka.

(Half-)black don’t crack

She scared the shit out of me.

Holy shit. I remember this woman.

YAAAASSSSS I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!

At least the vice principal of the school seems a little more reasonable...

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

“Allow me to introduce you to the liberals who proudly protest the likes of residential density and rail lines.”

As a former Catholic, I'd say that he'd be right there next to them, raising his own black fist into the air.

I’m trying to image a better way of selecting a crew of reliable badasses than picking black women who graduated from service academies.