OMG WHEN SHE SAID SHE WROTE TO HIM AND HES LIKE I KNOW

BEST FRIENDSHIP

Yup! Not a single glorious fuck was given by Larry. And the best part was that Obama seemed to really enjoy it. Maybe minus the drone bit - but alas, that was fully deserved.

They’ve changed her wikipedia now, but for a while, it said “Chyna (born Joan Marie Laurer; December 27, 1970 – April 17-20, 2016)“ (emphasis mine) because they didn’t know exactly when she died. She died alone and had been dead for a while when she was found. Heartbreaking. Yes, she deserved better

Both are nice, but I’m Team LeftButt.

My Libertarian brother promised me that Obama was going to take our guns before his first month in office was up. Then his second month. Then his first term. Then his second term. Now it’s “maybe he won’t do it in this term, maybe he’ll declare himself eligible for a third term and declare martial law, THEN gun…

I’m white and I still haven’t been rounded up and sent to a FEMA camp in the middle of the desert. Real disappointed in you, Obama.

They don’t understand that. They define it differently. To them, feminism or racial equality is defined as, “Oh shit, the _____ are going to treat us as badly as we’ve treated them all these years? EVERYBODY PANIC!”

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

I had completely forgotten about this song! Also, I love the tiny piano.

Brb, I need to go do some sit-ups to get my abs back.

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

This made me look up this song. And then realize that it’s 11 years old. Will forever be my favorite Rihanna song. I love the early 2000s fashions.

I don’t know what that was but I quite liked it. Thanks!

The sexiest workplace injury.

This isn’t even that old, but it came on the radio the other day and it reminded me of how truly classic it is.

Nice! I once pooped out of my penis because my small intestines had turned to mush and a fistula had formed between them and my bladder. That one took a lot of surgeries and a ileostomy to fix. They got me put back together eventually.

Fucking CHEW YOUR FOOD

The Advocate reports House Bill 757 would “allow adoption and foster care agencies, homeless shelters, drug clinics, food pantries, and for-profit businesses to refuse service to LGBT people.”

@Ingrid Michaelson: Your barista hates you.