Hey America, even if you don’t see it, billions of us will because we are now the target market for these movies.

That would be... Awesome.

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

ingested touring funk band quantities of cocaine.

DC never listens to me. I havent seen this movie but I could tell you as soon as they announced Jesse “Double Tap” Eisenberg in the role of Lex Luthor.

This review makes the movie seem much better than I was expecting.

I still prefer 1953's Lone Ranger vs. Superman: Dawn of a Lucky Strike Print Ad

I was just thinking how at least in her earlier videos you saw a lot of her backup dancer’s faces and they looked like people. Now they are just body parts, basically.

*whispers*

This song sounds exactly like the kind of song that made P¡nk take a stand against LA Reid.

Home girl is from NANTUCKET

I hadn’t considered fishnet clad legs as a way to camouflage my belly fat. Thanks, Meghan.

#StillNotMySuperman

The correct answer is always al pastor.

Henry. Henry. In the words of the great Donna Meagle, “You fine but ya simple”

“People will be calling me a cock as they’re reading this, but travel’s great as long as you’re going first class. I mean, traveling to New Zealand in economy, it sucks. Especially if you’re over six feet. But first class? I’m not going to ever pretend to be coy about that. I love it.”

I want Cavill, Jamie Dorner and Robert Pattinson to do terrible movie together (preferably soft core erotica with paranormal elements). The press tour would be gold. Cavill would say all sorts of tone deaf things, Dorner would look sort of awkward and embarrassed and Pattinson would straight out say that he hated it.…

RIGHT?! I’M PREGNANT AND EVEN I’M LIKE PUT ANOTHER IN THEREEEEE

*SCREECHING* MY OVARIES

I've started smearing a combination of argan oil and coconut oil all over my face and neck. It's been working a charm but I forgot to do it last night and my skin started flaking so bad this morning. I guess I just need to invest in Wholesale Club sized coconut oil.