I’ve never been into threesomes, but I seriously want to marry Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. I don’t think a day goes by that they’re not delivering spot-on social commentary that restores my hope in this country.

Jon Husted is a huuuuuuge asshole whose sole purpose in life is to disenfranchise likely Democratic voters in the state of Ohio. It doesn’t surprise me that he would resist a move like this, which ostensibly seeks to get younger Dem voters involved early in the process. As secretary of state he has overseen pushes to:

I think there’s an argument to be made that if 18 year olds who want to vote in November can’t participate fully in their first election if they can’t participate in the primaries for that election.

I’ve wanted to be Tracee Ellis Ross’ friend for the last ten years. Or work with her. Or shout life-affirming things about how wonderful and talented she is as she walks down the street. You know, whatever.

My thoughts exactly. It’s legal in the Netherlands - but it still comes with stigma, desperation, exploitation and trafficking. I absolutely don’t think sex workers should be criminalized, but your last statement is full bingo - legality does not necessarily bring safety, proper regulation, happiness or respect to the…

Those are two beautiful couples; good looking, accomplished, polished. This morning I saw the pictures of the gir...young ladies and got weepy. I can’t even imagine the level of pride that the Obamas feel...but it is soooooo well deserved.

That’s what I’ve heard too but like I am pretty sure I got it from some iteration of Law & Order so I don’t know how true it is.

If you can't smell your bay leaves, throw them out and buy new/better ones.

Bingo. The screen of my small-ish phone is roughly the same size as the hypersensitive Miller Lite ad. It is almost impossible to scroll past without oops-clicking, which happens so often the phone added the ad link to my ‘faves’ page. So my current brand affiliation with Miller is now ‘Oh my god fucking no not again.’…

YEAH! Three shots of espresso, a touch of whole milk, and deep feelings of dread that I will never have a moments peace from these goddamn twins and their nonstop mushmouth 2yo chattering godpleasemakeitstopwhatHAVEIDONE.

a former Rick Perry campaign guy said this:

God, Trump is like sputtering and falling apart dealing with these clowns, can you imagine when Hillary sinks her talons into him? And I use talons not in a sexist way but because I think she is majestic like a bald eagle/America.

I can’t imagine it will go any other way.

Hillary is a fine debater. I wonder if she eventually debates the republican nominee they will just make loud, unintelligible sounds when she tries to talk some common sense.

In my field, everyone temps for at least three years after they complete their masters degree. In my case, I worked for eight months a year, was laid off for four, and then would get picked up for another contract just as the money would run out (and just before prostitution would start to look like a valid option.)
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A bigger issue is that jobs that really just require a HS diploma(and used to) now require a 4 year degree AT LEAST, so you can show them you are adequately in high debt and likely to stay in their crappy job working for shitty managers, and enjoying their disappearing benefits forever. Or until they go under, get…

You forgot to put “job creators” in quotes.

You’re correct about everything except the artisinal mayonnaise because obviously we make our own.

Accurate. I made more working in retail than I did as a preschool teacher.