Pinkham was hiding them all these years... damn you Pinkham...

holy fuck, first off don’t feel guilty posting this. and penn state is the most fucked up school, fuck them fuck them fuck them

How about a sort-of reverse situation? For some stupid reason, someone gave me a giant wheel of Jarlsburg cheese, which I decided would make a fine dinner one night and I consumed quite a bit of it (it was really good and I kept eatng it). I get up the next day to go to work and take my usual morning bowel evacuation…

this was the perfect opportunity for

Came here to say this. I’d *love* free sex toys. Please, right wing nut jobs, send them my way so long as they’re new!

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

I haven't read all the comments but I'm pretty sure octogenarian Instagram star Baddie Winkle (stealing your man since 1928) has been "successfully" rocking bikinis in her 80s for nearly a decade.

Don’t feel too bad. Mirren has said that the photo was edited and she didn’t really look like that (she was pretty annoyed about it).

Her skin is sooo nice (I know this is creepy but I’m leaving it)

She truly is Helen, Queen of the Island of Fanfuckingtastica.

Ah, cool. It’s hard to get tones of messages over writing :) That said, I do try. But, damn, Helen is one special lady!

Same. :(

Also, please meet Ernestine Shepherd currently a spectacular age 79

Okay, life is officially sad for me. Helen Mirren looks freaking amazing in that bikini; she’s twice my age and looks 10 times better than me.

Holy jesus she is *gorgeous*

My exact thought was “how does Aniston plan to reach 80 before Mirren?”

And Christie Brinkley is on track.

Tori Spelling must literally be the worst when it comes to money. Girl has made more already than I will in my lifetime and is still perpetually broke somehow.

Thank you. This is the best laugh I have had in a while.

I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…