She looks great and she seems happy and I think teaming up with Tony Bennett was great for her, but she should absolutely have NOT won for AHS last night.

If it makes you feel better this is Mickey’s other non-preschooler show that’s on now:

Every episode starts with Mickey Mouse saying, “Hey kids! Do you wanna come inside my clubhouse?”

Hittin’ her with the brows, even when she can’t catch ‘em.

67. Bernadette Peters is 67, by all that holy. Adore her, adore this dress. Did I say I adore her? Worship, more like.

I just said “woah” out load. Woah!!

Ok guys can we talk about the lovely young woman with Denzel who I think may have been his daughter?? Ughhh threads like these I’d kill to be permanently out of the greys.

Just saw Lady Gaga walking out of the car and I'm crazy to see more of it cause it seems like she's stunning!

Jennifer Lopez

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & Jason Statham

Her body is FIRE. and her hair and makeup are actually perfect.

This is literally the only comment this article needs.

I feel like IRL, two people just cannot fit into one tub and also have sex in it. The older, experienced gentlemen they’re catering to must know this.

Simple solution then, don't fucking look.

I like calling them Vanilla Isis.

Both my uncles are rich. That is honest to god how they think. Needless to say, my poor ass doesn’s spent much time with them.

Being fired for being too boring for a Real Housewife almost feels like a compliment.

After awhile, you start using beer and whisky as basting sauces to try to hurry the process. This also adds flavor, although I don’t recommend using your father’s last Laphraoig Quarter-Cask bottle. When he comes home, he’s not going to be pleased.