Now that I AM Middle-Aged Man, it’s amazing how much having common sense looks like superpowers to the younguns.

I came here for this. I was not disappointed.

THIS. Fuck “critters” in general.

Shocking to suddenly realize that I am a Nancy Meyer fan and I never knew it.

Rich.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to watch it.

More Karen. Yes. I am here for it.

I remember when being a fascist was simply synonymous with being evil.

Not an opportunity I would take.

Yeah... Snoop needs to pause cooking with Martha to go do that.

“there are very few companies in America, whether they are public or private,” where “you won’t find any racist emails [or] any inappropriate comments.”

“Then why in the fuck did he run?!”

Rick’s “tossed-away deliveries” are the best thing about the show. My favorite is the one in “Pickle Rick”:

You missed the post-credits scene.

“Lisa?”

**sigh**

After the Rita evacuation, “shelter in place” made perfect sense in most cases. Most of us are going a little stir-crazy but unharmed.

Bob Fosse witchcraft, to be precise. Paula stole from the best.

And Paula, of course, stole that in its entirety, from “All That Jazz”. THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE!

Um, but anyway, here are the topless photos!