My first thought was that mid-Monday would be less than optimal, even without celestial distraction, but then I remembered that weekend workers like myself are often off on Monday.

And Tumblr.

Mmm. Jenna Elfman.

“he’s more like a chimp with a machine gun than a calculating super villain.”

News to all of us.

It wouldn’t be shame I was feeling. I’m gassy just thinking about it.

I know, right?

What did we tell you about crossing the streams?

Damn. That gif tho.

I love them but I always figured “whitest band in the history of ever” was EXACTLY their thing.

Great minds...

It is so ugly. And just TONS of air resistance.

What if you’ve made fewer dumb decisions than Chip Gaines, taken more risks, and ended up with nothing but debt and disappointment? Wouldn’t reading a book straight out of a Christopher Guest movie with a cover photo of a dopey, thousand-yard stare make you feel like you’re the only unlucky person in this entire…

Which was my point.

No doubt. And yet, look at the results.

“Our cousins...”

which seems so low class.

The quarter-pound Nathan’s Famous that are sold at Sam’s. You can buy them in a package if they haven’t sold out.

Keep in mind that the only people invited to the party were evil scum like the Kushners.

Funny thing about that exact shot.