I’m positive that Hildy was responsible for this mess. (And if not, she would have wanted to be.) Straight-up vandalism.

She was indeed dreadful. I hated every design she did, and some were positively enraging, like sticks and straw on the walls.

So that’s bad, then, is what you’re saying...

a) QDoba? Never heard of it.

Get permission. That’s all they have to do - get permission, and they never do. You would think, after all these years, there’s a campaign manager that knows this basic fact.

Word.

I am still young and with it and can be found where wine is crying that the kids these days don’t understand.

Ooh. You felt that one right down in your soul, didn’t you? [Fanning self.]

This is not the hill I’m dying on. Go fucking needle someone else.

And you’re defending yellow queso. How thirsty of you.

Sic transit gloria mundi.

What exactly do people have against dfs?

I wonder if Pinkham will do Aramark stories? I would love a few of those!

OK, three points here, quickly.

I’m not defending the customer, but there is a white cheese-based queso. Probably all he ever knew of it, as a dishwasher. Also the server was snotty.

Nor would I. Or have I.

Sorry that the poors offended you, Jackson, but queso flameado is a real thing and it can be made with white cheeses like Oaxaca cheese (asadero) and Chihuahua cheese and often, mozzarella. (I love the stuff at Mexican restaurants here in Texas.) Now I’ve finally achieved Pinkham’s Law! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Queso flameado.