Queso Flameado.

I said that. First sentence.

Remember about the GOP and rightwingers - they think that the rights that they oppose with every other citizen, they will always get to keep, because they will always be on top. GOP women think that stealing health care from “other women” won’t apply to them.

Do. NOT. Get your feelings hurt for that. I responded to the wrong comment. F’n Kinja.

Rose’s SlutWalk came on the heels of some ugly public shaming.

Do. NOT. Get your feelings hurt for that. You know better.

Please. Those creeps ride HER ass, and she slaps them silly.

I’m totally on board. I adore her. And fuck Kanye. HIM i despise.

I know, right?

I love the RED series, and that’s my favorite scene, because I completely agree with him.

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

THIS.

Now explain to me why a waiter NEEDS over $20 an hour to survive and a teacher can babysit and educate brats while buying classroom supplies with their own money, on about $15 an hour.

Barbie shoes are worse. (I had three daughters.)

Here’s the first picture of Renee Zellweger in the role.

“...My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.”

She means it, too. Have you ever SEEN the way Helen looks at her husband (Taylor Hackford) in public? (The first one is frankly lustful.) She’s delighted to save those beauties for him. Whatever he’s doing for her, he’s doing it right.

Well, if it wasn’t for masturbation, I wouldn’t have a marriage.

But maybe it’s different because I’m a guy. I don’t wanna see my girl watching porn and masturbating.

Too often, well-intentioned dudes stubbornly thrust away at women during sex, hoping they’ll burst into spontaneous orgasm so long as they keep at it and try to avoid the faux pas of finishing first.

Do you feel better now? Because it’s NOT A SECRET that the Vatican and the RC Church were notably shitty during WWII.