I know, right?

I love the RED series, and that’s my favorite scene, because I completely agree with him.

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

THIS.

Now explain to me why a waiter NEEDS over $20 an hour to survive and a teacher can babysit and educate brats while buying classroom supplies with their own money, on about $15 an hour.

Barbie shoes are worse. (I had three daughters.)

Here’s the first picture of Renee Zellweger in the role.

“...My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.”

She means it, too. Have you ever SEEN the way Helen looks at her husband (Taylor Hackford) in public? (The first one is frankly lustful.) She’s delighted to save those beauties for him. Whatever he’s doing for her, he’s doing it right.

Well, if it wasn’t for masturbation, I wouldn’t have a marriage.

But maybe it’s different because I’m a guy. I don’t wanna see my girl watching porn and masturbating.

Too often, well-intentioned dudes stubbornly thrust away at women during sex, hoping they’ll burst into spontaneous orgasm so long as they keep at it and try to avoid the faux pas of finishing first.

Do you feel better now? Because it’s NOT A SECRET that the Vatican and the RC Church were notably shitty during WWII.

Somebody had to have said it ONCE, right?

Latkes? I want. Is there any applesauce?

My fifteen-year-old self would have been all about the Snookie trashiness.

It wasn’t skin, so much - it was this thing:

Yes, they shouldn’t be allowed in public without seeing all of those, especially “Stripes”.

“Porn, prostitution, pimps, the Mob, after-hours nightlife, institutional corruption, and New York in its Wild West heyday—it’s a world rich in character, and a fascinating story we’re eager to tell.”

And EVERYONE KNOWS the President would veto it if it did.

Especially spelled “darque.” Extra Gothy.