Your nail game is fierce.

Oh, hey, Scott. You were -.05 percent in the last GOP poll. That phone call from the Koch bros must have been LOADS of fun.

I can’t possibly hate him as much as you do. But I can try.

Fuck Scott Walker.

that other show about a guy from hell colecting souls for the devil,but they sold theirs

I enjoyed them too. (Also Brimstone - “tattooed person; solves crimes”)

I like her, like her bits, like tattoos, too. STILL don’t think that’s enough of a premise.

It’s like Blacklist, but instead of smooth-as-fucking-butter/silk James Spader feeding the FBI information about the underground world of crime and terror...

She doesn’t know her name, yet - it could happen!

Blindspot (10PM, NBC)

OK - this idea (mystery person doesn’t know who they are; solves crimes) didn’t work when it was Nowhere Man, Kyle XY, or John Doe. I’m not really sure if putting Tattooed Jaime Alexander in the lead is going to help much.

Oy, I’m sorry that you got harassed. Mine is often a deplorable gender.

:fistbump:

Straight-up super-villain.

As you can see Liberal outlets like Gawker Media dismiss republican candidates as bible thumping, war-mongering whites,

There, that’s better.

I easily find Rick Santorum chatting with Chris Matthews.

WHY does this keep happening? WTF is Santorum tied to that he keeps getting interviews and running campaigns? Who hates their fellow citizens SO MUCH that they keep financing this asshole to run camapigns?*

*a) I know, I know.

Hey you.

End of the line for me, I’m sure. 54, short, fat, black, and I talk funny. The last woman to love me is the last one, and now that she’s lost interest, we’re just roommates.

He’s already shown pretty much full disregard for the law

Sanctimommies rage over this sort of thing.