you’re a re...re...republican?

Just cash.

“...do you even take the Oreos out of the bag first”

Yay, gin. And McRibs.

True. Potato cakes before the darkness takes me.

Arbys: die full.

It’s going to be easier to cut through the bullshit some day if there are MORE women coding. Any effort in that direction is welcome.

Nailed it.

I know understand why the movies are called “the Cornetto trilogy”, and I thank you.

Apparently the publicity worked - KHOU just announced that she’s been offer her job back with back pay. Z&H Foods not only apologized to HER, they apologized to Popeye’s and “other franchise owners” for the embarrassment.

I’m pretty sure there is legislation out for that.

The Texas Workforce Commission is actually surprisingly pro-worker.

assuming Texas hasn’t entirely done away with the concept of employment insurance because of [collection of words that would make someone a winner at Bootstraps Bingo].

Plenty of better places to eat than Subway, true - Jimmie Johns is a personal favorite. However, like Taco Bell, better choices are not always the point. Sometime I just have to have those four measly meatballs on a sauce-soaked roll.

Two points on travel mug smell - my opinion only:

That’s right — every single person who worked on this, from the sound crew to the on camera talent is a woman. “All women. Over 70 women!” Tarver tells Jezebel, shamelessly.

Why do I live in a world where ice cream can kill you?

Is no publicity bad publicity when it comes to my fave Banana Pudding ice cream?

He announced it a while ago. He’s leaving at the end of May.

Since Letterman has been essentially in a self-induced asshole coma for the last decade