He’s butt.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

You’re being paranoid, we’re not throwing a party without you, WAIT DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR

I would estimate that fewer than a third of all the Risk games I have ever begun have made it as far as the part where people finish setting up their pieces and actually begin to make moves.

Hint: if they’re getting your attention this easily they’re doing exactly what they’re supposed to be doing

hmm...yes...yes...I think I understand... ... ...I’ll just kick out anyone who makes fun of my “nerd stuff”

Setting up the Pi takes moments IF you have the experience necessary to know what you’re doing, which most people don’t. It’s cheap IF you already have a Pi and all the necessary components to load code onto it. It becomes a much longer and more expensive project if you need to start from scratch and learn new skills…

I would also say if you are a “seasoned” gym goer (like me), smile at the new comers and make them feel welcome. Don’t glower at them for using a machine that you want to use. We’ve all been the first timers at some point.

Where I work, at the Museum of Amazing Stuff, life is a daily litany of please do not touch/do not touch/WTF DID I JUST SAY ABOUT NOT TOUCHING. I have been known to tell my audience, when giving presentations, that there will be no touching and I will smack hands if it happens. It helps if I am holding a ruler while I…

Yeah, it’s not like Valve is going to announce Half-Life 3 or anything, right in the middle of the eclipse...

Legends speak of a Chosen One.

RMRS is a great resource. I recently did a wardrobe refresh and learned a lot from their articles and videos. Highly recommended.

Chances are its like any other very large company. Microsoft, of whom I know several employees personally, say that there are just tremendously awesome business units to work in there and then there are some that are somewhere between the 6th and 7th levels of hell.

Also anonymous reviews of a workplace should be…

Sorry Beth, this isn’t a matter of opinion, it is fact. As someone with a trained palate (sommelier), Coke Zero, and Diet Coke, have two very distinct flavors. As someone who also loves Soda, I enjoy Coke Zero, but really detest the flavor (especially the after taste) of Diet Coke. On a side note, most somms that…

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Duda tears ACL leaving the Mets

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

“I once tracked down the author of this guide, Dan Birlew, and asked him how all this happened. He wouldn’t say. (“I do not comment on books/games that old. Please direct your queries to BradyGames.”