The responses to this post are pretty funny. It's a classic case of undetected snark.

And by extension, what Saturn should have been.

"I can't see my hands!! I can't see my hands!! Have you seen my feet?"

Jeeze, coulda waited till, oh I dunno, it was on sale to the public, or 2014 maybe?

Can i take that off your hands?

Last I checked, Elises don't come with passenger side airbags... bro

Two of the best manual drivers i know are girls.

I was with you right up until Pikes Peak. It's hardly a major event. It was paved because the sierra club realised the erosion that was happening was pretty bad, and the dust was clogging the streams.

It's a huuuuuge improvement but it's still bland.

I did suggest it, for what it's worth.

The radial engined Goggomobil by Uwe Wulf is a pretty good candidate in the road-car-modified-to-accept-an-oversized-lump stakes. It's about as long as a motorcycle and the engine somehow fits under the roof.

your ridiculously cool Sir Stirling Moss wallpaper is here?

well if it managed that in a mile, what can it top out at?

You tell em Kamui!

No no, it's still flat, you can keep your panties on.

Like I said, flappy paddles.

Quirky?

It's interesting because i've been looking at similar cameras lately. I'm pretty keen on having a manual focus though. The x100 is more like a BRZ that only comes in auto.

Well, your story does fall down a little in that it is a 2+2 rather than a two seat coupe. Surely that only means you can squeeze a still breathing hooker and midget in the back, but it does mean more than a miata can hold.

He's not missing the point. Why would you be shopping for this one new when the rest of the cars on this list of yours are used?