I just wish female artists would stop trying to pretend everything is somehow abstractly feminist. You made some victorian figurines with their throats slashed and their guts coming out because you think it looks cool. That's fine. Just call it what it is and enough with the faux social justice facade.

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

Well, yes, sometimes. That's part of why I'm so popular in Skins foursomes.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

So at what point do we get to say that you guys are picking on people who are mentally ill? I get that's she's a fun troll to poke and hate-read but it seems like she also has an illness here. It's pretty obvious she's channeling her self-hate outward. Having dealt with an eating disorder myself—and having had many…

I can't wait till scientists prove one day that Plants have feelings and nerves too. Then vegans can just starve the rest of their lives off this planet. :rolleyes:

You know, Gawker Media isn't an English Comp class where your opinion on the writing itself — as opposed to the topic itself — is welcome, let alone getting paid for.

Jokey tone aside, I'm sick as fucking shit of commenters who think they need to give a performance review to everything they read. Don't like it? Then do…

Oh for gods sake. If you're thinking of an 8 year old when you see a grown woman's labia, bald or not, that's your issue.

That's the excuse every size queen uses. "Oh it's not the same thing because mechanics". I'm not buying it. The vagina is designed to constrict tightly around pretty much any sized penis. The preference for size is mostly psychological.

"Seriously? Women aren't rated by their cup size?" - from the comments

"...you're missing the difference between a bunch of women gossiping about dick (because straight women LOVE dicks!) and institutional discrimination against men because of the size of their dicks (which isn't a thing), whereas women are overtly…

That's his entire point. Women are rated by cup size by society, and this site rails against that kind of body objectification on a daily basis. But on articles concerning dick size, a substantial proportion Jezebel commenters seem to have no qualms in gleefully recounting encounters with well-endowed men and/or…

I don't know if it's hardwired or learned, but the obsession with dick size is pretty primal. You can see it everywhere — big guns, big buildings, big big big. Dick size is power. It's not logical or rational, but somewhere in the back of our reptile brains, we still think this way. I know it doesn't make sense. I…

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Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

I disagree with this. My wife and I never would have done a pre-nup, because we don't even consider divorce an option. 'til death.

If Wainright would have been the one busted last night, there would have been a 12-part Deadspin expose on it, and somehow it would have been a Cardinal fan's fault.

Horrible tragedy. Please execute the monster who did this.

In an attempt to make St. Louisans out to be uneducated morons, you've portrayed yourself as one. Good job. Blanket statements about entire cities is absolutely ridiculous.

I know, right? Can you please spare your parents the knowledge of who you like to have sex with?

So he came out twice, presumably? They must be bored of it by now.