Holy shit, "nuggets" is awful.

GAH! I hate the word "preggers" with a violent passion. It has the same syllables and letters as "pregnant", and on top of that, sounds completely ridiculous.

So ridiculous. +1

Ha!

Fantastic.

I am laughing.

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PDX is an extremely nice airport. I remember SeaTac being good as well.

I think I had as many listeners to my radio show back in Bumfuck, New Hampshire as The 'Lights had viewers.

Yeah, that's why the Blazers end up with zero—Roy somehow gets his credit with the Timberwolves.

Well done, Barry.

That's hilarious.

You're living in one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_NBA_All-Star_Game

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WHERE WILL BIG MAYO STOP?!

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"You want to smoke a bowl and watch 'Gandhi'?"—overheard in line at the cafeteria in college.

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How could we not be surprised? The nation's only previous exposure to Kaepernick came during a few why-am-I-watching-this depressing WAC games.