+1

PEARL JAM! Now I feel bad for changing my long-time avatar.

This made me laugh more than it should have.

That line was gold.

Goddamn was this a great moment.

I love this man. I feel much better rooting for Les than for Satan.

We need to keep him around just for this.

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$Texas

Ha!

Hilarious.

"A sexual assault, yes." So why don't you put that in your brackets each time? Just because this act has a ridiculous name doesn't mean it's not a crime.

+1

The fact that an Earl would choose the screen name "Possums" has to rank high up on life's great non-surprises.

Oh that's good.

+1

I love this reply.

On fire this morning.

Hilarious.

Can't do that, but I fully support your decision.