Here's my story with that game—I was pretty young, and my mom didn't allow me to stay up for the extra innings because it was way past my bedtime. However, she continued to watch the game, and considering she was an immigrant who had no idea really how baseball works, she nonetheless was fascinated and was cheering…

I now live in Oregon, so I'm making a transition to full Seattle Mariners fandom. I am much more willing to accept that kind of organizational incompetence.

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Welp, I'm done with this team.

Hilarious

Unfortunately, it was deployed and banished him to Hoboken, New Jersey.

What's your favorite Pearl Jam album?

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No respect for the old-timers around here.

Hah!

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Fascinating piece. One part of my job was to tour various correctional facilities in my state, and it's an eye-opener to see how these places are actually run. I can see the benefit of inmates working on the golf course, but then I'm reminded that the vast majority will never be able to use this "skill" outside of…

I didn't say it was racist. I said it was crazy. Anything antichrist = batshit.

As for your claims of implicit racism, I don't think you can call what Paul Azinger and some of the others "racist" when they're posting economic figures (though the validity of their figures and their interpretation of them are highly suspect). Then again, you have people like John Peterson calling the President the…

Hey, maybe this will satisfy the second part of your complaint: http://deadspin.com/5958499/76ers-forward-and-romney-supporter-lavoy-allen-didnt-let-last-nights-election-results-stop-him-from-macking

Because...there was no mention of race anywhere prior to your statement. You're the one that brought up that added filter, so clearly it's something with which you're concerned.

By all means, keep that ol' persecution complex humming.

I think "Mickey Mouse" gets his fair share every election.

Paper ballots in Oregon, because it's all by mail.

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