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OH! Oh, I'm sorry, this is "Abuse".

He was a commenter on the AV Club boards, though he does most of his work on Twitter these days. A lot of what he says is idiotic, but it's done in a brilliant way. Dividing movies into Optional/Not Optional depending on the amount of "ownage" gets you an idea of his mindset (and why "Crank 2" is so high on his…

You should do more. I enjoy reading your Gawker posts, but miss your Deadspin contributions.

You caught me, nothing really. I used "hilarious" in a sense more of the fact that it "amuses" me, and that it reminds me of my own efforts to try to type something in Greek without the benefit of a Greek keyboard. Your name is probably funnier than what was said (which I can translate fully, unlike what I see up…

Excellent.

It's hilarious reading Greek in English characters, because "P" can stand in for "P" or "R". YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET

I watched what I believe was the first hour of that movie, and they hadn't even begun the cricket match yet. I'll have to rewatch it at some point.

Yeah, my parents never learned anything about baseball. My dad is still confused by the concepts of balls, strikes, and outs. Football, however, he understands pretty well, besides the occasional lapse, and really understands basketball (at least they play it in Europe now, though it wasn't as popular when he was…

I remember spending three days watching a match trying to figure out the rules and still couldn't do it. Cricket makes no sense.

You have a Cupcake printer and THAT's what you choose to do with it?

True. As I replied to someone else, the getting up quickly solves the "being a tall guy in a small seat" problem for me. Just all part of the general complaint of getting out of an airplane.

I accept that there is protocol, and respect it. I just prefer that people be more willing to let people who are clearly ready-to-go move first if they know they're going to take a while. I myself don't force the issue—it's more of a silent anger thing.

Your use of "dinkus" makes me hope that you are in fact J.K. Simmons.

Exactly. I'm 6'2", but it's all in the legs, so for 90% of the flights I'm on my knees are directly in the seat in front of me, and they always lean the seat back. I'll be damned if I can find a comfortable position to put even one of my legs for the flight.

Hey, fuck you, Mike. It takes me 3 seconds to grab my bags and I'm ready to go, and I don't need to spend another half hour waiting to get out of that cramped aluminum box because you need to diddle around with your seatbelt and take care of Grandma. Who'd want to spend any more time on an airplane than they'd…

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FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RIDE, GET ON UP, IT'S BOBSLED TIME! COOL RUNNINGS!

he Mariners hitter had his timing right

ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD?