The fact that you did not include "Roundball Rock" (NBA on NBC) makes your entire a list a sham.

Oh, the sentiment and the point make sense, but it's a little, well, "fancypants" compared to the other coach insults I remember.

Eh, I didn't watch the game, but it fits the point of this column if that's the reason why they won and yet are rewarded for it.

"Milquetoast." What a bizarre insult.

They DO have the best record of anyone in the Top 25 right now.

Damn skippy.

Great story, absolutely fascinating portrait.

It really pisses me off when asshats like Dinesh D'Souza and Laura Ingraham are associated with Dartmouth.

Beautiful.

That ad is so good, I'd crack up even when I was the one returning to school.

Because the butterfly ballot worked so well in preventing confusion before...

Goddamn that's funny.

Bravo.

Thanks for this. It does seem as if the calculation for short-term reward versus long-term risk is severely out-of-balance.

Well played.

Yeah, it's still rape. No question about it.

I was wondering where Fettuccine would appear on these lists.

Well, it's true that since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun, but we'll settle for suing the pants off of it for now.

That's good.

Will a football-to-the-groin ever be not-funny?