Buttafucco....Buttafucco.

I'm sure that degree in "Event Planning" will go a long way.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Nope, this is the veteran move

+ ena

A very efficient +1

It took me a second, but that was great.

Nobody horns in on Carl Monday's beat.

Lies. No one reads a Friedman article before it's published.

He's broadcast 2 of their games. He's probably still upset that they ruined his championship pick of Oregon.

I think either Steven Wright or this guy.

I'm embarrassed by how long it took me to recognize this genius.

Like, the VHS box?

You are a Raiders fan. You cannot read. This will not be read to you.

You are a Raiders fan. You cannot read. This will not be read to you.

Fantastic.

Hear hear! Broccoli has gotten that rock-star treatment for far too long!

I have to do something courageous and epic. Inspired by 'Drive', I will continue to waste time and post on Deadspin.

No problem.

And that law applies in South Carolina?