Look, the Armenian ball attacked first, and besides, it really was bad weather that did the Armenian ball in! There probably wasn't even an Armenian ball to begin with, or if it did, there was no kick and it's in the exact same shape it was before.

The celebration penalty rule is now officially the stupidest fucking rule on the planet. How dare you deny a touchdown to a punter!

Great.

Thanks Carmine, for giving us a sneak preview of "Bumping Ugglas", which is sure to sweep up come awards season.

Great.

That was a ridiculous play. But I'm rooting for the other team, so now I'm happy.

Just wondering, why would Sony care? I thought Pearl Jam was no longer on their label—the self-titled was released on J records, and Backspacer was done through its own label.

"Ten, the album we're commemorating, is a single track—"Black"—from being no better than a Soundgarden album."

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Great article

And whatever my equivalent of 'sploosh' is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

Great.

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Fucking hilarious.

Yeah, I read about those shows each year. Now that I'm back in Oregon these days, I'm more likely to be able to make one. PJ did do a show in Portland for the foundation, so that's pretty cool. Such a terrible disease.

Haven't listened to them yet, but I'll be sure to do so now.

I've come across bits and pieces of it over the years, and yeah, that's definitely a great concert.

He really does add another dimension to the band on this album. "All or None" is an absolutely amazing song that has some of McCready's best soloing. And these songs are great live—"Love Boat Captain", "1/2 Full", etc.

A lot of fans like to hate on that album, but not me—I think there are a lot of great songs, even if it's a bit uneven. But who can claim that the cover itself is anything but awesome?

Pearl Jam is one of the greatest American bands of all-time, and certainly at the top of the heap from the last 20 years. I will fight any philistine that says otherwise.