That video scared the crap out of 11-year old me.

That's ok, Josh Johnson is used to being ignored.

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Ha!

Excellent.

How the hell are you supposed to keep track of where you are in the regular text and the footnotes without two bookmarks? (I'm sure there's an app for that, but come on)

Yeah, I want to see how this theory fits in with the fact that somehow a Dirk Nowitzki elbow to the face of Wes Matthews is a Portland foul.

+1.

Yeah! I've got 7 more years at least to deal with this!

Who is Justice Beaver?

"Garbage Day" killed me. Hilarious.

+1

Yes, a person is not a completely different person. You sir, are an astute observer.

Also acceptable: Blur's "Girls and Boys"

Thanks!

...and that little boy nobody liked grew up to be...Roy Cohn.

Having worked in radio, I have total fucking sympathy for this guy. Nothing ever fucking works.

Hey Princeton, act like you've been there before.

The combination of Tiger blood and Adonis DNA is inherently unstable. It's the baking soda and vinegar of genetic makeups.