@Bring Back BJ: Because Easterbrook doesn't write about hockey.

@futurelegend: Somebody needs to post the follow-up to this bit, which is one of my favorite Late Night segments ever.

@Brando: "Did I ever bother you, ever, for anything, in your life?" The answer comes back

@Charles Bronson Smile: Stop trying to revive my repressed memories.

@ClintonPortishead: Take a look now at what your boy has done, he's walkin' around like he's number one

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Yeah, why eat hamburger when you can have steak?

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: That would require the largest tax increase in history

@Z_Rowsdower: Sure you've got felons on your football team and you make terrible videos, but at least your fans aren't racist.

"Kiper lovers"? More proof of the validity of Rule 34.

@ScientificMapp: This tested better than "Fuck you, Pabst Blue Ribbon"

"Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?"

Image via Mike D.

@Lionel Osbourne: Not relevant, but dammit if this doesn't crack me up:

@RMJ=H: Well played.

@The Rowdy Hardy Fan Club: I think it will have a similar correlation to those that write "should of" instead of "should have".

@Stanfield's Muscle: Where do the reverse-vampires fit in?

@smecktacular: He's grown an inch in the past week, too.

"LSU fans are racist"

@Greek McPapadopoulos: SUCCESS

@PolkPanther: Let's see if this fixes things 6 hours later