@gramsci72: I thought it was Pam, but in HR all the names run together.

@MattinglysSideburns: Well played, sir.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Souter is remembered for being in the majority because of the group that tried to have his New Hampshire house seized under eminent domain as a result, though he didn't write an opinion.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Stevens wrote the majority opinion, but the rest of the joke is funny.

@rulesboy: Webster's 3rd Edition defines a "called shot" as...

@Sonar Jose: Half Coke, half diet. Trying to watch my figure.

So...fans cannot emerge out of the basement to watch a game?

@MattinglysSideburns: Jim Anchower might disagree.

Is it still compatible with my Newton?

@Beer_Fart: You're expecting Tech school kids to know how to communicate?

@David Hume: Yeah, sounds less like April Fools and more like Bad Journalism with two assholes.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: Queens?

@UkraineNotWeak: Congrats on getting the star back!

@FEAST: The beer is easily one of the reasons why I always come back. I need my Ninkasi fix. That, and Powell's.

@Seasonone: Hey, don't pin Portland on the rest of the state.

The intergalactic hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid.

@Fuck Lion: But they didn't write a song about an octopus.

@FEAST: Ball don't lie, ball don't lie

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: Only Ringo sings with a British accent. I think this is the key to understanding the puzzle.

@Peter Nincompoop: They think I'm slow, eh?