I can't believe I'll actually see the Saints in the Super Bowl. Prepare yourself, for the end times are nigh.

@Oh_Burn: Jimmy Hitchcock piles on.

I don't know why you're surprised—we're talking about a man who matches his tie with his high-lighter.

@I Like Cheap Beer: If someone gives you million-to-one odds, you gotta take it.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.

@tim_lincecum_dumpster: you can pretty much just insert a running back's name into a drug-related story

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Be honest, you've been waiting to bust out a "Wag the Dog" quote. Well done, sir.

@FavreFAIL: It's going to be a bitch to get celebrities to come to the Carlson Center.

@BigTenObsession: This is Florida we're talking about.

@EsotericPopCulturePun: And that means we all lose.

@A Message To Rudy: It's almost too easy to nominate a Canzano column.

@MopUpReliever: I'm guessing Chris Rock would probably want credit for that speech.

@lunewmexico: Reading Ron!

@Pete Gaines: Hey smilin' strange, you're lookin' happily deranged

@Daveinva: The only way I'd ever cheer for the Cowboys is if they somehow played for the Yankees.

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Enrico Palazzo!

"Banana bread rape".

If you're looking for an interview about Cookin' with Coolio, then this is the one for you:

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: It's Teshtastic! Seriously, I love this video.

@SponsoredbyV8: Every time Michael Bay does something, I get more and more ashamed by the fact that I love "The Rock".