I actually think this is the best part: "Hey, can you re-send me that link to the article about Obama, and the one world, NWO? I misplaced the link to that, and hadn’t finished reading it yet."

@Deadspin: Fuck yes. #haterade

There's no way he'll be as interesting a candidate as Mike "Cocaine Houseboat Party" Erickson:

@hector villanueva's posse: I know the problem. Just get a cat: [waynediego.blogspot.com] #manuginobili

@Grimace: People have seriously underestimated Jerry's contribution to the band. That's the reason why they can still sound similar after all these years. #jamboroo

@inscrutablechinaman: We exist. And the last time I went to CitiField we outnumbered the Mets fans. #newyorkyankees

@Xstrikr: Those ex-Marlins, they're everywhere, man. #worldseries

@Unassisted Triple Play: It's the internet. You can't be surprised by anything any more. #rickreilly

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Gene Wilder. #espn

@Sir Sparks A Lot: I spent this past summer working in The Hague. EVERYONE spoke English, except the people that worked at the McDonald's I went to—I asked for orange juice, and got chicken nuggets instead. Not a big deal, I just felt it was a funny observation #sailing

You know what the Netherlands and the US do have in common? None of the workers in their McDonald's speak English. #sailing

Would we finally learn that A.J.'s best friend is a talking pie? #emeritus

Won't Kid Canada be at the Pearl Jam show? You'd think maybe for one of these he'd have an extra ticket.

@Weed Against Speed: The makers of A.M. Ale heartily agree.

@StevePerryPsychOut: @Kid Canada: Had to second on both of these. #worldseries

Excellent call on the Pearl Jam video—that's a great performance, and McCready is ON IT with his solo. #worldseries

@Peter Cavan: Thanks for the suggestion. My friend and I decided to hit that up as soon as we left you guys last night—considering how much longer you waited, we made the right call I think. But bully for you for sticking it through! #billsimmons

@FEAST: It's right up there for me too; but since I'm a Saints fan as well, I'm prepared for these kinds of losses.

Look, that 2000 Game 7 between the Blazers and Lakers was traumatic for me, but that game really wasn't rigged. The Blazers just blew it because they couldn't hit a shot at the right time. I wonder about the rest of this. #timdonaghy

@Snide_Remarks: From the test footage: #bradchildress