@IvanNemesis: Sounds like you've got that playbook memorized.

@TonyDungeeJumping: Damn hidden threads.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste.

How come I never saw these ladies in all my trips down to Eugene? My friends have to take me to better bars.

@Steve U: I'd play Indians to their Cowgirls.

@Creed Thoughts: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

@Peter Cavan: The best part was when the buildings fell down!

@Michael Lopez: This is also true.

@Cognitive Friction: You've never been to Oregon have you? The vast majority of the state is rural, outside of Portland. Eugene is pretty damn small. It's not like they don't have experience talking to their neighbors in Oregon.

@Gravy: Hey, I laughed.

Just pour some 'Tussin on it, and you'll be ok.

@UpstateUnderdog: Knibb High Football rules!

George is just pissed he never got that calzone.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Is he complaining that there's a ton of the twist, but they're fresh out of shout?

She's my sunshine, my moonshine

@Steve U: I was thinking the same thing. Enjoy the anonymity while it lasts.

@This is my Star: I can't stress this enough: make sure you don't attempt to purchase said items from a crackhead though. You're only gonna come away empty-handed.

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: The tags are golden tonight.

@Big John: Allan Houston?