@kbjone: WHOOOO!!!

@Bobby Big Wheel: Can I finish? Can I finish? CanIfinishCanIfinishCanIfinish?

@LosOsosdeChicago: Jack Nicholson now, or '74?

@Sense_da_Merger: Go to Olympics, for de Jamaica!

California developed comparative responsibility, which divides fault by percentage, versus the old standard of contributory negligence. But that's for torts; not sure how California deals with the criminal charges.

@chilltown: I'm not even that big of a soccer fan (I mainly pay attention only when it's national teams playing), but good God, do I hate Ronaldo. Watching him play in the Champions League Final showed why—disappears for long stretches and acts like a prick (the yellow card and his smug reaction are perfect examples).

Ronaldo heading to Real Madrid:

@Fatty_B: Do milkshakes come in tuna flavor?

@ras_d: Cleveland's tribute to the Nixon tapes.

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: +1

@Travis Holland: 14 different states on its roster

@RoxanneEndymion: It's been a while since I've read Naked Lunch, sorry.

Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Considering they both went to LSU, you're definitely not the first to make the comparison.

@CoolHwhip: Interspecies erotica, fucko!

@ithacabaron: As a native of the Red Stick, I'll rank that one, and everything else can tie for second for all I care.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: Yeah, even as a liberal, I don't think this is a big deal at all. Clearly a lot of this was tongue-and-cheek. It's just interesting to hear him say "every single soldier" thinks this way, when a lot came back and volunteered for Obama.

Is Dash not around to see his story vindicated?

Does anyone else get the feeling that this Bil Martin guy hits his co-anchor? Jeez, that was uncomfortable.

@Lukin: DAMMIT, beat me to it.