@David Hume: +1. Keep racing for that prize, David.

Sir, this isn't one of those stories where the kid turns out to be Richard Nixon, is it?

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: SCOTUS already covered this—they say it's a tomato.

@SideAngleSide: The best part is that most of the time he lays it in with his off-hand. The dude is sick.

@FEAST: Good to see that others suffer from the same medical condition.

@Civil Negligence: To be in one of those is my greatest fear in life.

Arizona is a city?

@Buzz Killington: Don't you hate pants?!

Threadjack/

What kind of asshole kid ruins taco night?

@Touched by an Uncle: Michael Scott will tell him as he speeds away in his car.

@Weed Against Speed: To hell with that, Kurt Warner is playing for Chubbs!

@lecoqsportif: I would say it's more like the Year of the Depends Adult Undergarment.

@Kid Canada: But in a mood she'd rather

@OokieDookie: I know, is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing! NOTHING!!!

@Steve_U: That makes sense. I'd prefer to think that my defense would step up, so that I could then tie with a field goal instead of having to go for a touchdown.

Wait, why didn't the Eagles go for 2 anyway? There's no difference between a 5 point differential and a 4 point differential, so go for 2.

Three things about this video that are scary:

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: White Pony is a fantastic album.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Looks like I get an F+