@DeepFriar: Can't sleep...Clown will eat me. Can't sleep...Clown will eat me.

@Shakεy: Hip Hop Hooray?

There's no way Lorenzen Wright is still in the NBA.

Wow, Vanderbilt. That's all I can say.

Isn't Oregon starting their fifth-string QB? I have the feeling it won't be close, even though I'd very much prefer an Oregon win.

@Mattleinartsbeerbong: It's not the first time that's happened either.

The announcer just said that Marques Colston is "wicked good". That needs to be used more often.

Teve Torbes?

@Tuffy: Speaking from experience, I'd say no.

Wow, was not expecting that.

Kudos, ESPN360. I'm watching the game, and you decide to quit at the three hour mark and automatically throw up a Spanish language telecast of a random MLS game. I'm not mad at all.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Yeah, we'll probably just take a bonghit and sip from one of our delicious microbrews. But for like twenty seconds, maaaaaan...you don't want to mess with us.

I'm pretty sure Keggy gets kidnapped every year. I remember this happening at least once before.

Combining my two loves, LSU football and Pong (well, Beirut here—I like my Pong with Paddles). Awesome.

@roland_t_flakfizer: What was with all that million-to-one talk?!

AND Reggie Bush actually accomplishes something rushing the ball? Clearly I've stepped into the twilight zone.

Holy shit, the Saints' secondary made a play? I must be seeing things.

Now I can see them. And the Saints promptly respond by fumbling, and having it returned for a touchdown.

Anybody else having a problem seeing comments?

I'm just wondering what people think of my LSU Tigers. I am way too drunk to make a coherent response, but they looked good for the most part. It was a helluva game, even when I was pounding beers and taking shots. Ugh, I really shouldn't have done this with work to do tomorrow, but at least I got someone's number.