Speaking of Trivial Pursuit, I can no longer play the one we have, because when we were younger I took the cards with me on transatlantic flights and read through them. I now know way too many useless facts I have no right to know.

@Fat-Fat: Nah, you can belong alright. Just prepare to engage in the conversation, and we're all happy.

@Fat-Fat: Yeah, but your analogy falls apart. Palin was part of a secessionist party, and was chosen as a VP candidate. Ayers did some stuff when Obama was 8, and he served on some neighborhood board. One ticket says McCain-Palin, while Ayers is not on the other ticket.

@Fat-Fat: Wait, did Obama nominate Ayers to be his VP? Did I miss a memo or something?

@Capt Virgil Hilts: As always, Jan Itor provides the practical solution.

@Her?: As if we ever won anything in the first place.

Say Rick, did they have a Hitler Building where you grew up?

@Rozelle's Bagman: That would probably be worth more as quatre-vingt-cinq.

@TracyHamandEggs!: I don't think there's anything in the Constitution that says zombies can't run for President. I'm hitching my wagon to Zombie Taft, personally.

See, this is what happens when nobody is running the store. We miss out on stories like this:

I actually think I'd prefer a "balls off" tip.

I assume that one of Joker's trick plays involves a pencil.

Is there a WNBA team called the Oklahoma City Thunder? I'm confused.

The fuck's a Big 8?

@twoeightnine: Seriously, she has a bad case of crosseyes in this clip.

@MrRedDevil: touche.

Um, yeah, much like 100m champion gets unofficial declaration of "World's Fastest Man", the decathlon winner is called the "World's Greatest Athlete". He proved himself in the basics of athletics (running, jumping, strength, etc.). In other words, I see no problem with this.

@JB*: Oh, excuse me Your Honor...

Can Sexual Harassment Panda join the league of misfit children, or is that the wrong group?

Let me tell you, that LSU game was just riveting when watched through an electronic scoreboard. Anybody who actually saw the game want to fill me in on how they looked?