Dammit Suss, why do you have to leave?!

Actually, I think they did this in Athens during the last Olympic Games as well.

Oh hey, another Coors Light commercial with Bill Parcells! It's funny, because they make it sound like he's talking about Coors Light!

@Canadian DJM: Well, he said that the calls were made before AND after, but let's not rule out any other possibilities.

@Its The Beer Talking: Everyone is a fan of Greenman, but he's no DayMan.

@Ladies love Fennis: He looks exactly like one of my asshole friends. That kind of saddens me.

@Dave J.: I just now turned on the volume, and it cracks me up even more that it's the FRENCH announcing team that is going apeshit. That adds a whole new dimension to it.

@Basshole:

Auburn. Everything about them, except Charles Barkley. I can't stand them for the life of me.

@metroville: My Mii can beat up your Mii.

@twoeightnine: a Greek Jew? Now I've seen everything.

The Hearld Sun?

@muggsybogues: Rocco's been relegated to working the ol' Chokey Chicken?

For the record, Kiwi is fucking delicious. But I still say I was right for making fun of my friend for ordering a "Mango Surprise" from Jamba Juice.

Wow, home run to start the game. This day is looking better already.

I never get tired of seeing that Warren Morris homer.

@kbjone: Another LSU fan? Awesome.

8-0. I think this is beginning to get ugly.

Citing Wikipedia? Fantastic work, Knowshon.

I don't know if I'm more upset about Greece losing or Turkey winning. Damn.