Gurning? I think I can win this without even trying.

And the color commentator for the Greek match ain't welcome 'round here either. Not one of the big boys, eh?

Dana would've been just fine after the murder, but the setting on fire part knocked him out for tonight.

I have a good mind to stick that offsides flag where it shouldn't be on that ref...

Goodell should just be grateful he hasn't "heard the squeak". Les Assasins de Fauteuils Rollents are not to be messed with.

@Secret Identity: If I squint, the tiger becomes a beaver!

@the.outlaw.jose.mourinho: Hey, screw you pal. We're the best of the Ivies...we're just not fans of anything. Except maybe hockey.

@Carl Everett's Fossil Collection: Arizona smells funny.

With that kind of lineup, we can get up to 15,000 fans in the seats!

@Johnny LaRue: I wouldn't be offended. USC just takes school spirit to a completely obnoxious level, which makes other schools seem far more reasonable. Of course, Green with white/grey is much more subtle than freakin' Maroon and Burnt Gold.

@Carlton_Whitfield: Yeah, but at Broseph U the women don't mind: [waynediego.blogspot.com]

You know what's great about this West Coast Bias? You can randomly read columns a day in advance, apparently.

Manny is one High-Fiving MF'er

@Rock You Like An Iracane: The man did L.A. Confidential (and Memento), so he doesn't need to do anything else to satisfy me.

Is there a map of the one spot of dry land left on Earth?

@J-No: Who is Colt B.?

@TattooedMess(iah): Yeah, those World Series titles also help matters.

@Greek McPapadopoulos:

@NovakAintNoJokovic: Orson Welles disagrees.

I can't wait until the OIympic torch passes through my town!