@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Oh yeah, I love the guys from SOAD. I only wish Serj had been out hitting the talk shows for his solo album when it first came out, because it was right when that measure to recognize the Armenian Genocide came out, and he could drop some knowledge on…

@TattooedMess(iah): Yeah, I don't think any one is complaining about this.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Then they'd risk my wrath.

She makes me proud, yes indeed. I only wish I saw her at mass on Saturday.

He's not my Coach of the Year. Don't be so presumptuous.

@Carlton_Whitfield: obligatory "That's gold Jerry, gold!"

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Now I look like an asshole, since the original post was changed. Thanks for clarifying.

So, is it 10 or 11 pm?

@The Gizmo from Pismo: According to the last Simpsons rerun I saw, Springfield is Gotham.

Spaceman Africa is a worthy champion, if only because it reminds me of Dr. Spaceman.

@Barry Lutz: You got me with my exaggeration. Maybe it's just an "oh shit" reaction. Heart attacks are reserved for LSU football games.

@Big Daddy Drew: I think Mike is a guitar god, but I still cracked a laugh at that one.

That's no way to handle Patches O'Hoolihan calling you "queerbait".

@notthequarterback: Whoo, B-Roy! Good list.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Just don't get business sick, and you'll be fine.

So THAT's how The Bro Code came about.

@Slothrop: Thanks for the link. I randomly came across it when I was trying to see if there truly was a link to Trainspotting (with the diving into the toilet), and it seems quite helpful.

@Steve Trachsel, ACE will never orchestrate a revolt against...: I'm all for randomly declaring victory.

@Slothrop:So what was the revolution? Just picking everyone on DUAN to follow, therefore getting the star?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: He's clearly spent too much time around the nuclear reactor, as his torpedo is falling off.