Oh, now I get it. Irony.

So, should we expect abnormally high levels of lead in our protest banners?

See, Will, I think your problem was that you assumed this guy had a point. Clearly, there was none.

@supermike5alive: I was just going for a light-hearted joke man. Just random observations from walking around town, both in "Greater Boston" and Boston itself.

@suntastic: I'm spending some time right now in Cambridge, and...

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: The people of Minnesota (and Milwaukee) are confused. 3-way trade?

I'm pretty sure those women were imported from outside of Boston.

For a second, I thought I just got YTMND'd, as the frontpage turned into a glorious matrix of COORS and DEADSPIN. Thankfully, that has passed.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: @Peter Cavan: This is apparently how it is calculated. [deadspin.com]

Approve. PTI is pretty much my only required viewing, beyond Stewart and Colbert.

I'm going to guess that I'm the only one to come back from midnight mass. Fear not, because Greek Easter itself is a party.

@Guero: No you're not ( @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes:)

@The Fan's Attic: I'll shall keep it for future reference.

@TattooedMess(iah): So that's how it works.

@Clare: See? I told you. Some us need explicit maps.

@Clare: @Yostal: This is good advice, but some of us need more explicit directions.

@TheLou-Do: Devil's Haircut >>> everything.

I wish someone would point out that I had "exceptional zink-flarb".

@twoeightnine: Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts.

Mountain Time Zone - Worst Time Zone ever.