I'm sure no one else was watching, but that LSU-Tenn game was just a heartbreaker. It doesn't matter that neither team could hit free throws or reach 50 points, but LSU losing in the Final Four for the 5th straight year, this time by 1 point at the last second, that's just terrible.

@Steve Trachsel, Ace: Hey, I laughed. There must have been something somewhere.

Reilly's eyes are messing with my head.

Well, to be fair, in true LSU fashion, that was just a leftover from the pre-game BBQ. It was probably eaten by the 3rd quarter.

74? I call bullshit on that. The man is at least 832472 years old.

Is anybody watching this Chad Johnson interview on Sportscenter right now? Train wreck of epic proportions.

UCLA is most definitely on my "Dead to Me" board, but Lisa there is doing her damnedest to change my opinion.

Cornholio makes me laugh every goddamn time.

I'm glad I wasn't in Orlando yesterday...I might have been invaded.

The people of Baton Rouge would like to apologize for inflicting Tim Brando onto the world. We hope you forgive us.

@BreakfastBourbon: [shakes fist]

There are seriously not enough Corvallis jokes.

Jeremiah Dominguez, a proud alum of South Salem High School. He was a freshman when I was a senior, and even then he was good. Fun Fact: South is also the alma mater of Napoleon Dynamite, Jon Heder (his brother Matt graduated with me).

At least this wasn't a shitshow like last season's preview.

@Triple B: Actually, my friends and I did see one. Hence the fond memories.

Seriously, "The Rock" was awesome. Even the music from that movie gets me pumped. I don't even care if "Transformers" was a War Crime, I still love that movie.

Club Super Sexe in Montreal. That one was a real eye-opener. I couldn't believe that hot girls could strip to Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name", but I was proven wrong.

Fibromyalgia? Somebody has been watching a lot of House this season.

@UkraineNotWeak: @Bob Sheppards Flock: Down in Louisiana, we didn't need no stinkin' political correctness. Smear the Queer was the game, and it's how I broke my finger for a fourth time (never to heal).

Newsradio, BASEketball, AND he's Greek? You bet I approve.