That YouTube channel was...beyond disturbing.

Is the blonde named "Fayettefille"?

Goddamn Loria.

Manatee? Whatever, sea cow.

As a Marlins fan, I'm not paying attention for another 3 years, when they make their random run for another World Series title.

@UkraineNotWeak: Being born in Louisiana, I have more than a passing familiarity with the rural south. Just because I understand how it occurs doesn't make it any less sad.

Seeing Rep. Kingston once again, I am surprised how the hell some people get elected into office.

@tater: Nah, instead of dying on an April 17th, it will actually be April 16th.

@Basketbawful: You need to watch Blazer games with the hometown announcers. Half the time they seem drunk, and they actually busted out brownies at the Lakers game.

@josereyes.theroof admits Gawker Media always wins: @tater: Ouzo 12 is my drink of choice. Trust me.

So he has you working the rickshaw AND running the site? Someone needs to work on a new contract.

@44 in a Row: Dude, Columbia has a winning record this year (I too was surprised to find this out). My school has the worst record in the league, and is owner of the second-longest NCAA drought behind Harvard.

Frankly, I'm SURPRISED that there is such a product called "Cheez Doodles". I find this ASTONISHING AND ABSURD!

Bus better than a boat? Clearly you have not seen the sheer awesomeness that was Speed 2: Cruise Control.

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: See, when my friends and I saw NCFOM, we all seemed to enjoy it, but it just left us silent at the end. We didn't say anything for like half an hour. In the end, it felt empty with what we felt was a really nihilistic ending (though an interpretation that I read…

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: I felt that Paul Dano was a fairly good foil in most of the movie, thought not perfect. But I mean to complain that Day-Lewis carried the film is kind of flawed, considering Plainview is the sole focus of the movie, how obsession has taken away his humanity. As…

No one still alive, at least still on the west coast?

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Man, thanks so much for posting that. It had been years since I'd seen that commercial, and it was always a favorite.

My Coen list:

@Innings Eater: I for one agree with you. I fucking love the Coens, but I felt that TWBB was fucking epic. I liked "Fargo" a lot better, which covers a lot of the same ground as "No Country".