I can't wait to eat that monkey...

@twoeightnine: I wonder if I can canonize a child...

@goathair: @crazyjoedavola: I remember this film from our physics class:

@Matt_T: I'm thinking he's more of a Mars Volta character.

Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week.

@Raskolnikov: +1. Once he gets the "Sing like Bocelli For Dummies", he's all set.

Goddamn I love Ichiro:

Rough night, Rick? Took a little while to remember about last night...

I am reading this column at a tilt.

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: I think Matt Damon is on Line 2 for you.

@Sandy Magic Jackson: Agreed. I only hope he got to do that crazy dance on the hills.

Minivans are surprisingly good for racing. I think it's due to the "Soccer Mom" acceleration.

It's all about Tracey Jordan's Meat Machine!

I love the ridiculousness of "plus-one". Wow, it solves a problem that

Iron helps us play!

It's not often you find references to "The Good Son". Dear God that was a creepy movie.

And for my ethnicity:

"We must go forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, and twirling, twirling, always twirling towards freedom!"

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: I enjoy her work, yes very much.

Luther Campbell may be my favorite "apper"