@Kid Canada: Anti-freeze in the wine? That is a very serious crime!

We shouldn't care about cycling, but we should care about Beckham? I'm sorry, I don't believe so Mr. NY Times Op-Ed guy.

Wait, those two-time World Series Champion Marlins? How embarrasing to be a part of that franchise.

@BDoc: +1

Hey, let's be a little more judicious when using the "Cat Fight" tag.

Is this like the photo of the guy taking a photo of himself, repeating ad infinitum? Cause that shit is crazy!

Was this a deleted scene from Maximum Overdrive?

@TastesLikeBurning: Everything can change on a New Year's Day.

@throwbot: @I_Am_Eaten_By_Wolves: No Steak Knives for Shelley?

What the hell? Bitter Sweet Symphony? Not apropos, ABC

Whoo, go Katsidis! I haven't heard of you until now, but hey, whatever.

Jane says, "I'm done with Sergio. He treats me like a rag doll."

Yeah, but how many cock pushups can he do?

"All I know about the Chinese is that they're three feet tall and that their women have sideways vaginas."

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Wait a minute, there was a Like Mike 2?

One random sports-related item:

Hey, I'm still up too! Sympathies abound.

@ArkansasFred: Well, you will be soon. You're very ill!

@Kid Canada: You're gonna die, Clown!

@Unamerican: That's actually my DJ (on-air) name. No shit.