McNewbie1
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Awwwkwarrrrrrrrrrd.

Finally. He was awful.

If only jalopnik was looking for a 14 year old enthusiast in northern Virginia who has written a few articles about how to make teens ( like myself) interested in driving like they used to be And only dreams about them one day being on jalopnik... One day..

You get paid in Bitcoins. Still no interest?

Haha, in this case I'll should be perfect for the job, I guess.

We need someone. Someone who likes cars and jokes and such as much as we do. That person could be you. That's

What a way to capture the pilots personality:

I do hope this means we'll see another Boodmasters video soon—isn't this where all the East Coast Formula D talent hoons their grassroots drift cars? I could've sworn I saw some 'Drift Alliance' decals...

I had some kid come in who legitimately thought that I would accept an offer of $25,000 cash for a $62,000 2010 S550 4matic. I honestly didn't know how to answer him because I didn't think someone could possibly be that stupid. He thought because it was cash it was worth more than a check or financing or some shit.

Glad you saw Hopper's tweet! He was a bloody legend the whole week we were on the island, had such a laugh with him.

Yazeed Al-Rhaji owns this car. WRC driver and such according to his Wikipedia page. I've seen this particular car twice in person and it's amazing. Here's a pic I took of it in Irvine, CA a couple weeks ago. Men were crying in its presence. Children were whispering its name. Huaayyyyraaa....

Bitch please!

The track was paved last year, too. This leap was purely through tech, tires, and information about the new track.

No excuses for a so-called professional television company. By far, the worst job I ever watch in my life, and I watch broadcast by 3rd world country channels with 4 cameras covering a whole road circuit. No ambient sound, no onboard sound, no onboard video, bad cameramen, bad commentators, bad everything. I think

The apology was going so well, then you ruined it.

I think he did more than obliterate it... he Vanquished it! (well, couldn't think of anything punny relating to his car, so I just went with an automotive word...)

I disagree with Kyle Petty here.

Honestly if you don't want hacks driving race cars then your going to have to look pretty long and hard for a no-shitty drivers series out there. Cuz NASCAR is full of em, F1 has about 2 to 3 teams full of hacks, and Endurance racing probably has tons upon tons of them somewhere.

8 wins over 829 races doesn't make you much of a driver either. Somebody please replace him with Mark Martin.