Jalopnik does a story with two wheels in it and it's about bikes being destroyed?

Hmmm, I detect a slight display of drinkers intelligence kicking in. Major lulz on both their parts.

Ugh. This is what I have to look at first thing in the morning. Crack Pipe filled with shit.

"only purchased by women." The only "women" I know that drive these are in high school or belong to a sorority.

Amen.

Well, that's from when beige was a good word!

No balls. Still sccury:/

Nah. That would have brought a shizz storm down on you. The Stang comparison was fine and for the lulz. Congratulations again. You really do make Jalopnik/oppolock a better place. Matt was right to star you.

Perfect explanation, although I cringed a bit bit at the Ford Mustang imaginary comparison.

Hell no.

Yes.

This shade of teal.

Two tone cherry red and snow white please.

Lulz. Sweet GTO!

Kudos on adding the Yamaha YZF-R1 to the list. Interesting pick. Those late 80's-early 90's Stangs, shudder. I love the 60's and 70's Stangs, then I have to jump all the way to the current round of models to drink in Pony love again.

I LOL'd at your comment. Welcome to Jalopnik. Have fun, keep up with the good comments and no trolling.

First thought, damn those are wide and loose straps. You can tell before they even hit the track.

Yes, which is the antithesis of certain other motors sports. For instance, in NASCAR or stock car racing when you know you're going to flip, the first thing you're supposed to do is take both of your hands off the wheel. That is unless you want both wrists snapped at 170-190 miles an hour going into a triple flip.

Chuckle. Maybe. Plus, it did happen quickly. He might have been to shocked to shout.

Har! Not worried about the car, it's the insane driver pushing high speeds behind the wheel that concerns me;)