So... your argument is that because you’ve had terrible bosses, other people should too?

Yeah, standard “I’d love to be wrong” caveat here, but I think this is gonna be some Capone’s vault shit

This ain’t gonna work out the way some of y’all think it will.

Okay, counterpoint: Kuchar managed to win without his regular caddy/zen life coach/psychologist so someone in this situation is either extremely over or underpaid. Which one is it?

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

Why is Kuchar not obligated to pay his caddy the going rate just because it’s not his usual caddy? 

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Just waiting on that Fred Armisen expose.

Last time I laughed at SNL was when Matt Christman of Chapo Trap House revealed that he watches every episode because he has to know how bad it is. His suffering is hilarious and certainly more so than any episode of SNL in recent memory.

That would actually be funny if you had changed it.

“And there is perhaps no condiment more satisfying than a few swigs of its bottled banana pepper brine onto the beef.”

anyone who hates unions and doesn’t own or manage a company is a fucking sucker (or indirectly benefiting from workers being at the complete mercy of stock prices and speculation). there is no situation where demanding dignity and loyalty is ungood, unless you own or manage a huge company (or indirectly benefit).

That shove under the car was brutal

Nope, standard 15%-20%, and I even live in a country where servers wages aren’t artificially suppressed because they receive them.

Just FYI, everyone who has a good paying job, are judging the restaurant staff’s life choices.

It’s hard to see his face in the video, but I’m pretty sure this guy has a membership to every gym I’ve ever been to. 

1. Buffets are different

Not at any of the restaurants we go to. $5.95 for half a bowl of rewarmed Kraft Mac&Cheese and a half a cup of 1% milk is NOT a loss leader.

What should I do in such a case?

“why not use butter, garlic, salt, wine and lemon? “

Because then it wouldn’t be scampi made with Papa John’s garlic sauce.

How thick exactly ARE you?