McGarnagle
McGarnagle
McGarnagle

This isn’t going to be a popular opinion, but as someone who doesn’t drink I genuinely don’t understand what’s so hard about giving up alcohol for 30 days. This isn’t the Bataan Death March, people, it’s spending 8.3% of your year abstaining from a non-essential food product. Either drink, or don’t, I genuinely don’t

The fact her partner needed 4 exemptions in January just to “finish” is also pretty worrying.

Wouldn't it be easier to just be an adult?

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in

Right. I sense the sarcasm, but I laugh at pretty much every other line from the Pimp Chronicles (despite being stood up by him at a show in Seattle). That show is famously like 98% quotable.

“every day I’m hustling”

Getting beat up by a tween and stating with all seriousness that, “that’s no way to treat a celebrity.” Nah, but really, Michael Douglas throwing kitty under the bus.

I’m guessing Tiffany and the promoter don’t have “a strong feeling” they should offer refunds. Maybe they should go pray on it.

Okay, so there are regional differences in some of these cookies. For example, the S’mores. My sister is a scout in LA, and they get the real S’mores sandwich cookies, which are FIRE. Where I work about 90 miles east of Palm Springs, they get these bootleg-ass rebranded dollar store cookies.

Everybody knows Sherlock Holmes is a very intelligent character. What this film presupposes is... maybe he isn’t?

Cohen wrote (and directed) Get Hard. He did not work on Walk Hard.

Why are you making excuses for this rich TV celebrity’s poor choices?

But it worked in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

God I love people dunking on Musk.

Maybe the young’uns frankly don’t realize that they should still tip on a counter-service order.

It seems like that’s entirely doable, on the regular schedule. Probably time to put the kibosh on theme months where they eat like 4 different pizzas twice a week, though.

When they joked (I assume) in a recent episode about the next Tournament of Chompians theme being salad, I genuinely thought it was a great idea.

I am dying at this article.

“Let me explain something to you” is the equivalent of your character in Street Fighter backing up before hitting a combo.

Deadpool is terrible.